Spam Roundup July, 2019

There's spam, and then there's spam so oddly written it's somewhat amusing. Here's a roundup of some of the "best" comments I received this month from spambots around the world.

Hidden messages?

I'm sure these comments were written with random word generators. And yet, it almost seems like they're saying something profound (or just profoundly cryptic).

 - You can meliorate them end-to-end their period of period and that includes rind-reassuring and brightening ingredients. [If you can reassure the rind, you're golden. Period of period.]

 - As near incarnate websites do not let consumer goods be an occurrent, where you'll go succeeding, you'll be competent to inform wish a pro. [It never occurred to me.]

 - Having a luxuriously mixture of products. [Thanks! Don't mind if I do.]

 - You're decreasing the fertility of your natural soil. [Are you saying I should add more sh*t to these posts?]

"Lumbering along" keeps getting the love

The post that continues to pull in the spam is little more than a description of an early 1960s Japanese toy truck. The Straco Express Layout, Part 23 - Lumbering Along not only generates the most spam comments but some of the oddest as well. 

 - Great article. I am going through a few of these issues as well. [Issues?!]

 - This excellent website certainly has all the information I wanted about this subject and didn't know who to ask. [Glad to help. Just don't ask about issues.]

 - After reading this remarkable article I am also cheerful to share my know-how here with friends - Hot University of Ohio Girls. [Wait, what? That's "lumbering," as in moving slowly and awkwardly, not "lumbering" as in, oh never mind.]

 - I was curious to know how you center yourself and clear your mind before writing. [I just close my eyes and start typing. Couldn't you tell?]

In conclusion

I know a program wrote this. But I'd like to think a real person did. That would be too wonderful.

I have in mind your stuff previous to and you are simply too wonderful.

That's all for this month. Beware of incarnate websites and meliorated periods of periods.