Spam Roundup June, 2015

There's spam, and then there's spam so oddly written it's somewhat amusing. Here's a roundup of some of the "best" comments I received this month from spambots around the world.

Here's the windup...

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- At this time I am going away to do my breakfast, after having my breakfast coming over again to read more news. [Oh, it's all about you, isn't it?]

The subject of the post -- Nomura tin friction
trucks, ca. 1960. Really, guys, not that exciting.

Lumbering Along and Along

What SEO magic keeps attracting spambots to my post, The Straco Layout Part 23 -- Lumbering along ? It really is just a short write-up about a small, vintage Japanese tin friction toy truck. Really. And yet...

- This will make people armless and they will back off. [Calm down. It's just a toy.]

- This is one time your parents won't thoughts you getting dirty! [Perish the thoughts!]

- Annotiviating discussion is worth comment. I believee that you need to publish mor about this subject. it may not be a tavco matter but generally people don't speak ab out these topics. [Tavco -- aren't they a natural gas company?]

Fastidiousness fades....

For the first time ever, I received not a single spam comment that used the word, "fastidious" (or even misused it for that matter). Is it the end of an era? It certainly isn't the end of the spam.

- it's perfect time to make some plans for the future and it is time to be happy. I have read this put up and if I may I desire to counsel you few attention-grabbing issues or tips. [Well, which are they -- issues or tips?]

- whoah this weblog is great. i like studying your articles. STay up the great work! [I promise to stay it up.]

- I'm not that much of a internet reader to be honest but your sites really nice [Not much of a writer, either.]

That's it for this month. Another annotiviating round of comments. Here's hoping all my fake readers stay up the great work!