Spam Roundup November, 2017

There's spam, and then there's spam so oddly written it's somewhat amusing. Here's a roundup of some of the "best" comments I received this month from spambots around the world.

Hitting on the highest (or something)
Translation programs can only do so much...

 - Definitely imagine that which you stated. Your favourite justification seemed to be on the web the easiest thing to take into account of. I say to you, I certainly get irked even as other folks think about issues that they plainly don't understand about. [And I say to you, I certainly get irked when I see spam like this cluttering my inbox.]

 - You controlled to hit the nail upon the highest and also defined out the entire thing without having side-effects. [About those side-effects. You should consult your doctor before reading any blog posts.]

 - That is really attention-gгabbing, Yοu're an overly skilled blogger. [Overly skilled, underly paid.]

I'm not sure I really need an apprentice to post about that little lumber truck.

"Lumbering along" with spam

The Straco Express Layout, Part 23 - Lumbering Along remains a top post for spam traffic. Just a short blog about an inexpensive and cheaply made toy.  Although these comments seem to suggest something much loftier. 

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Thanks for the [poorly translated] thoughts!

- I pay a quick visit daily some websites and blogs to read posts, except this website. [Thanks, I -- hey, wait a minute...]

- Good info. Lucky me. I ran across your website by accident (stumbleupon) [Yes, lucky you (heavysarcasm).]

- I like what you guys are usually up too. this kind of clever work and coverage! [Yes, we're always up *too* something.]

That's all for this month. But not to worry -- the beat goes on, magnificently.