Spam Roundup December 2017

There's spam, and then there's spam so oddly written it's somewhat amusing. Here's a roundup of some of the "best" comments I received this month from spambots around the world.

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Obvious subliminal advertising

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That's all Telefon Sex for this Telefon Sex month. Next time it will be a new year -- and perhaps there will be a soft chilling to the spam.