Spam Roundup February, 2019

Even with spam filters, some comments manage to make it through. Some of it's so oddly written, that it's oddly amusing. Here's a roundup of some of the "best" comments I received this month from spambots around the world.

Say what?!

- Be cagy when group action with the angle in the start sole give at the websites that pic active agents or ceremonial attendees. [I promise you none of the pics I post have active ingredients.]

- The bodily fluid in tubes, evaluate victimization a mobile phone and newer taxonomic category items complete an unsafe network.["bodily fluid" and "mobile phone" should never be in the same sentence.]

- If you intend your dog does. [I do, but my dog doesn't.]

- Paragraph writing is also an excitement if you know after that you can write if not it is complicated to write. [I am excitement anticipating deciphering your sentence.]

The toy that launched a thousand spam comments.

"Lumbering along" tops in traffic

The Straco Express layout series has 62 installments. Not sure why The Straco Express Layout, Part 23 - Lumbering Along caught every spambot's fancy.

 - You actually make it seem really easy along with your presentation however I to find this topic to be actually one thing that I think I'd never understand. [I don't understand what there is to not understand.]

- I think this is important info for me. [You don't sound like you're sure.]

- I had a quick question that I'd like to ask if you don't mind. I was interested to know how you center yourself and clear your thoughts prior to writing. [I just turn my brain off and start typing. Can't you tell?]

- I really like your writing very so much! I require a specialist on this house to unravel my problem. Maybe that is you! [If you need a specialist on cheap Japanese friction toys, you are unraveled.]

Thanks... I think

- I seriously love your website. Pleasant colors and theme.[Of course, the actual content's crap, but still. Nice colors!]