Spam Roundup April, 2020

There's spam, and then there's spam so oddly written it's somewhat amusing. Here's a roundup of some of the "best" comments I received this month from spambots around the world.

And your point?

These examples raise nonsequiturs to an art form. 

- There isn't any known antagonistic unintended effects of zinc oxide cream.. [This in response to a review of Renaissance dance music..]

- At this moment I am going away to do my breakfast, when having my breakfast coming yet again to read other news.. [Can't wait for the lunch update.]

- Your computing device search causal agent algorithms opt highly-organic data and commercialism arrangements. proceeding can be the new guy on the go.[Highly-organic data -- that's what this new guy's all about.]

Rave reviews for "Lumbering along"

As you read the comments, keep in mind they were
supposedly inspired by a post about this toy truck.

The response to The Straco Express Layout, Part 23 - Lumbering Along continues to be disproportionately enthusiastic. Really, it's just about a cheap vintage toy. 

- Magnificent put up, very informative. I wonder why the opposite specialists of this sector don't notice this. You should proceed your writing. I am confident, you've a huge readers' base already![I think this post's a magnificent put on. ]

- Thankfulness to my father who told me concerning this webpage, this blog is really amazing. [Wow. Intergenerational spam.]

- I have to thank you for the efforts you have put in penning this site. I'm hoping to check out the same high-grade content from you later on as well. [Now see, if they'd put the words "high-grade content" in quotes, I would have taken this for a real comment .]

- Hurrah! At last I got a webpage from where I know how to actually get useful data concerning my study and knowledge. [Can you really get an advanced degree in Japanese penny toys?]

In conclusion, my fellow Americans...

 - Take up your content out location. Don't focalize on acquiring this difficulty occurs, you'll in all likelihood try to be related active whether they are saving far national leader cruciferous plant for party. [I can think of two parties that might be better-led by cruciferous plants.]

Remember -- don't focalize on the acquisition. Rather, opt for highly-organic data. That's the key to "high-grade content." That's all for this month!