Spam Roundup, June, 2020

There's spam, and then there's spam so oddly written it's somewhat amusing. Here's a roundup of some of the "best" comments I received this month from spambots around the world.

Words to live by

Sometimes the spammers' translation programs produce text that's strangely inspiring -- if only you could make sense of it.

- Truth essential to fix any conflicts in your living thing.

- This is rattling critical cerebrate to experience too rush when transaction with liability and try to roll in the hay. [So a roll in the hay is a liability?]

 - However, if one is succeeder, it suffers from this artifact has precondition you the ataraxis of judgment that investigate engines with your perplexing visitors. 

"Lumbering along" continues to log comments

This modest post about a vintage Japanese toy keeps bringing in the spambots. The Straco Express Layout, Part 23 - Lumbering Along is very short and direct -- and yet none of these commenters seem to know what it's about.

- I'm not sure where you are getting your info, but great topic. [Thanks. I made it all up.]

- I was seeking this certain information for a very long time. [I'm certain you were. not.]

 - Reading this post reminds me of my good old roommate! He always kept chatting about this. [Ah, those crazy college days, filled with discussions about postwar Japanese tinplate toys made for the American market.]

Faintly praise, indeed!

At least, I think praise was the purpose here.

- You know thus significantly with regards to this subject.

 - It's a remarkable paragraph designed for all the web visitors. [Yep, if you're on the web, I'm writing for you!]

In conclusion

 - Hey I'm for the primary time here. [Aren't we all, my friend, aren't we all. See you next month!