Spam Roundup September, 2020

There's spam, and then there's spam so oddly written it's somewhat amusing. Here's a roundup of some of the "best" comments I received this month from spambots around the world.

Say what?

Something definitely got lost in the translation in this set.

 - Any intercommunicate you earlier they still purchased the component in your endeavor can be an informed termination.

 - No sure formula existed, everyone would be wishful of some other's mortal.

 - Forbid the near ability to see the results of your cheeks. regain the gross iciness. [I hate that feeling of gross iciness.] 

 - Know your rights as a condom fasten box. [OK, that's enough. Let's move on.]

Here's the vehicle that apparently has
 touched the hearts of users worldwide.

"Lumbering along" still a hit

The brief post I published about a cheap Japanese toy still brings in the most fake comments. The Straco Express Layout, Part 23 - Lumbering Along certainly was never that popular among real people online.

 - This site certainly has all of the information and facts I needed concerning this subject and didn't know who to ask [I don't think anyone was asking.]

I am sure this article has touched all the internet users. [Well, all the artificial ones, anyway.]

Words to live by

But sometimes, even the spambots get it right.

 - You hold the potency for a national leader complex contracts and policies.

I'll need some time to figure out how best to use that potency. In the meantime, keep wishing for some other's mortal.