Spam Roundup August, 2013

Increased page views means increased comments from spambots! Here's a roundup of some of the "best" comments I received this month.

In response to my review of Michael Torke's classical music composition "Tahiti:"

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[Sorry, no. Nothing about hoyels, cheap or otherwise.]

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[I was with you until you mentioned AOL. I only correspond with the cool kids on Google. May be that is not me.]


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[How could we communicate? I'm sure I don't know. I'm not even sure what you said in the first place.]


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[This posted to the spammer's favorite article -- The Straco Layout, Part 23 - Lumbering Along which has no video. Literally.]

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[So it's the information you liked, then?]

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[I feel there's a bit of Zen wisdom hidden in there somewhere.]

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[And there it is -- fastidious -- a preferred word among my spammy followers. Glad to know I can pull off fastidious and funny. I music be improving...]

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[...or maybe not]

Next month we'll have more informed information about our spammers -- a veritable fountain of fastidiously funny data, I'm sure. So keep those comments coming in.
Preferably to my AOL account.