Spam Roundup, September 2014

There's spam, and then there's spam so oddly written it's somewhat amusing. Here's a roundup of some of the "best" comments I received this month from spambots around the world.

Hurry, hurry, step right up
- Thank you for the good writeup. It in fact was a amusement account it. Look advanced to more added agreeable from you! By the way, how can we communicate?
[I don't know -- with your shaky grasp of English how can we?]

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[Speaking of shaky...]

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[There may be something in this -- but I can't find it.] 

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[We're up on our dates, all right!]

"Lumbering along " lumbers along
The Straco Layout, Part 23 - Lumbering along, a short post about a vintage Japanese tinplate toy still brings in the comments -- sort of.

This toy's helped others, and it can help you, too.

 - Je tеrminerai de jеter uun coup d'oeil à tout cela dans lɑ jouгnée
[Merci - or rather, mercy!]

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[Never underestimate the life-changing power of a Japanese tin toy friction car!]

Fastidious to the End
Of course it wouldn't be a Spam Roundup without some fastidious comments!

- Very quickly this web page will be famous amid all blogging visitors, due to it's fastidious articles

- What's up, this weekend is fastidious for me, because this time i am reading this great informative paragraph here at my residence.

That's just about all for this month. out of the over 7,100 comments I received.  Have a fastidious weekend, everyone. I've saved the best for last. This was an actual comment, reprinted in its entirety.

 - And afterwards they had Uncle Tom's Christmas pudding.

[God bless us, every one.]