Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Spam Roundup, February 2017

There's spam, and then there's spam so oddly written it's somewhat amusing. Here's a roundup of some of the "best" comments I received this month from spambots around the world.

When your second language is a distant second

 - Use adjectives like gnawed, unhygienic, bad that would make a difference to you. [OK. "Your bad spambot comment gnawed at my unhygienic post." How's that?]

 - Thanks designed for sharing such a pleasant opinion, piece of writing is good. [Da. Writing good. Comment, not so much.]

That is fascinating. You are an excessively skilled blogger. [Not sure if "excessive" is a good thing.]

Fantastic goods from you, man. I've understand your stuff previous to and you are just extremely magnificent. ["Extremely magnificent." Now that's excessive.]
There it is. The 3" long friction truck that keeps bringing
in the spam.

"Lumbering along" surges ahead

My short post in an obscure series about vintage Japanese tin toys continues to attract the spambots. And, if you believe them, The Straco Express Layout, Part 23 - Lumbering Along is of worldwide importance.

 - I think this is one of the most vital information for me. [I think it is not.]

 - Mу family mеmberѕ all the time say that I am wasting my timе here at wеb, but I know I аm getting know-how everуday by reading these plеasant artіcles or rеviews. [You should listen to your family.]

 - Itѕ lіke yοu leaгn my minԁ! Υοu seem tο understand а lot аbout thiѕ, like уou wrote the e book in it or sоmething. [Or something. I have written an e-book, but definitely not about this.]

 - Fantastic put up, very informative. I wonder why the other specialists of this sector do not notice this. [Probably because there aren't any.]

And in conclusion...

No one used the word "fastidious" this month, but I'm not ready to say we've definitely seen the last of that misused word. So that's all for this month, save this last comment. May it inspire you as it did me. 

 - You can definitely see your expertise in the article you write. the world hopes for even more passionate writers such as you who are not afraid to say how they believe.

Always say how you believe. 

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