There's spam, and then there's spam so oddly written it's somewhat amusing. Here's a roundup of some of the "best" comments I received this month from spambots around the world.
Imaginary conversations
Here's a new twist -- spammers commenting on my replies to them. Only I never replied...
- Nice answers in return of this query with firm arguments and telling all about that.
And the reviews are in!
- What I don't understood is, in reality, you are no longer really much more smartly-favored than you might be now. [Agreed. I like to think I'm pretty smartly-favored.]
- Such clever work and coverage! [I cover cleverness with smart favor.]
- All the time care for it up! [?!]
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| The challenge: try to figure out what the vintage toy pictured above has to do with any of these comments. |
- Thanks for sharing your thoughts on weight loss stevia. [!!]
- I have got much clear idea about this piece of writing. [I have an even less clear idea thanks to your translation app.]
- Have you ever thought about creating an ebook or guest authoring other blogs? I have a blog based on the same ideas you discuss and would really like to have you share some stories/information [This from the owner of a click-bait celebrity news blog.]
- I'd keep an open heart next time because it only hurts you in the long run. [Wait -- wouldn't an open heart hurt more than a closed one?]
In conclusion
An insightful life-hack from one of my many (fake) contributors:You do have the ability to purchase toiletries at a lower price when they are generic.
That's all for now. Next month we'll have another round of generic comments. Till then, care for it up!
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