Spam Roundup December, 2019

There's spam, and then there's spam so oddly written it's somewhat amusing. Here's a roundup of some of the "best" comments I received this month from spambots around the world.

Say what?

Translations apps keep getting better and better. Except when they dont.

 - It's a pleasant article regarding media print, we all be familiar with media is a fantastic source of data. [Yes. Fantastic.]

 -   Do not leave out to countenance verbose product descriptions bequeath normally hold approaching to your computing device apace and decisively moving phones also stimulate an intention. [My intentions are already stimulated enough, thank you.]

 - Take 40-50 cherries and apples are all guilty of this crime to some of them, and exhale, floating in. [I wonder what crimes fruit might be guilty of.]

Remember: all the comments in this section were
supposedly inspired by my write-up of this green toy truck.

We continue "Lumbering along"

The Straco Express Layout, Part 23 - Lumbering Along is part of a much larger series about a modest little vintage tin toy display. Yet only this part attracts spambots. Why is that? 

 - As far as those of the jealous commenters, I would keep an open view next time because it only punishes you in the long run! [Yes, everyone's jealous of my deep knowledge of small vintage Japanese friction cars!]

 - Why viewers still make use of to read news papers when in this technological world all is presented on web? [That's right! You won't be reading about anything like this in the New York Times! Or even the Washington Times, come to think of it.]

 - You managed to hit the nail upon the top. [Maybe I should have filed this one in the previous section.]

Thought for the day

 - Your intersection and rearmost as chop-chop as potential.

Let's keep my rearmost out of this! 

That's a wrap for 2019. Here's hoping the new year will bring many decisively moving phones your way!