Friday, February 27, 2015

Spam Roundup, February, 2015

There's spam, and then there's spam so oddly written it's somewhat amusing. Here's a roundup of some of the "best" comments I received this month from spambots around the world.

When English is your second (or third) language, just running something though Google Translate doesn't always work out. For example:

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[Aware of what?]

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[Using info to get info. Got it]

Great beat! I would like to apprentice while you amend your website. The account aided me a acceptable deal.
[It's not just a great beat. You can dance to it, too -- in an acceptable style.]

Your humoristic style is witty, keep doing what you're doing!
[That's me. Ralph Graves, American Humoristic]

I know this site offfers quality based articles or reviews and extra stuff, is there any other web site which provides such information in quality?
[So you're after quality, not quality?]

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[I like to think of my content as cute rather than pretty.]

Magnificent items from you, man. I have take into account your stuff prior to and you're just too excellent.
[Yes, let's not look at my priors.]

The Nomura lumber truck, 3" tinplate toy, ca. 19560.
Frankly, I don't see what the attraction is for spammers.
Lumbering along and still going strong

The Straco Layout, Part 23 - Lumbering along, my post describing an inexpensive early 60's Japanese tin toy truck remains one of my most commented-on posts. Of course, the subject matter isn't often the focus of the comment.

 - Thank you for the good writup. Itin fact was a amustment account it.
[Nothing funny about vintage toys. pal!]

 -  this is thee type of information that are meant to be shared acrokss ththe web. Shame on the seek engines for no longer positioning thiks publish higher!
[Yes, shame on you, seek engines!]

 - For latest information you have to go to see internet and on web I found this website as a most excellent site for hottest updates.
[Just consider us your Action News Team.]

Fade to fastidious

The use of the word "fastidious" may be declining among spammers, but I still get a few comments that misuse the word.

 - Alas, its fastidious conversation about this article here at this weblog, I have read all that, so now me also commenting here.

 - I am sure this article has touched all the internet users, its really really fastidious piece of writing on building up new website.
[I'm sure my fastidiousness has indeed touched all.]

 - Every weekend I used to visit this website, as i want enjoyment, since this this web page conations tryly fastidious funny stuff too.
[Wait - what you mean "used to?!"]

February may be the shortest month, but there was no shortage of comments to choose from. Remember, if  you want the hottest updates, with fastidious funny stuff and pretty content -- just keep reading this blog.

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