Saturday, June 30, 2018

Spam Roundup June 2018

Even with spam filters, some comments manage to make it through the system. Some of it's so oddly written, that it's oddly amusing. Here's a roundup of some of the "best" comments I received this month from spambots around the world.

The poetic imagery of spam

I don't think the translation programs these spammers use do their prose justice. The following comments are so tantalizingly close to actually making sense. But I do want to know more about that orbiting corset, though. 

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 - Your internet commerce terminated any reviews you can reason contact that corset in the orbit and they may turn penetrable to crime.

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"Lumbering along" -- be wary

The Straco Express Layout, Part 23 - Lumbering Along remains one of the leading posts for spam comments. Just a reminder -- the comments to follow were all written in reaction to a description of an early 1960s small friction toy from Japan.

 - Great post. I'm facing some of these issues as well.[I hear you, man.]

 - Thanks a lot bro you might be extremely support. I like this hack exactly something that works. [Bro - I have no idea what you're talking about (and I'm not sure you do, either.]

Taking off from this, let your ex-girlfriend know that you are still interested in her. [According to Facebook, my ex-girlfriend is on her third husband. Let's just keep the conversation focused on vintage toys if you please.]

The best advice this month:

 - If you own a farm animal, disobey the influence to go with. Be wary of any job discourse. To get down intelligently consolidating your debt cannot be reliable that you employ them in a gravid way.

Words to live by -- if you have farm animals and are looking for a job, anyway. More sage advice and strange imagery coming your way next month.

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