Spam Roundup, November 2018

Even with spam filters, some comments manage to make it through. Some of it's so oddly written, that it's oddly amusing. Here's a roundup of some of the "best" comments I received this month from spambots around the world.

Not to change the subject, but...

 -  Taking off from this, let your ex-girlfriend know that you are still interested in her. When you have been dumped, it can be hard to see straight, let alone think straight. [Jeez, lighten up! I was writing about holiday music.]

- The supplies virtually anyplace, charms, beads, dangles, peculiar clasps advantageous more than statesmen. [In the current political climate, there may be times when it would be better to have a peculiar clasp than a statesman -- especially a statesman with a peculiar clasp.]

 - Tired of all the people running around with mishmash emblems of skulls and fire and wings? [Oh, if you only knew....]

"Lumbering along" keeps the comments coming

I guess you could say I wrote the guide on this little vehicle.

The Straco Express Layout, Part 23 - Lumbering Along remains a favorite post for spam comments. This month everyone (or at least their AI representatives) LOVED this post about an inexpensive vintage Japanese tin toy.

-You appear to grasp a lot approximately this like you wrote the guide in it or something. [Or something.]

- Hurrah, that's what I was looking for, what an information present here at this webpage. [Consider this information present our free gift to you.]

- It's actually a nice and helpful piece of information. I'm happy that you just shared this helpful info with us. [So... helpful. Got it.]

- I think that everything composed made a ton of sense. But what about this? suppose you added a little content? [If what's already there is a ton of sense, won't adding more make it collapse under its own intellectual weight?]

TMI

And finally I received this:

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Ew.

That's all for this month. Until next time, may all your comments be gentle, breathable, and absorbent.