There's spam, and then there's spam so oddly written it's somewhat amusing. Here's a roundup of some of the "best" comments I received this month from spambots around the world.
Faint praise, indeed
- Greetings from Idaho! I'm bored to death at work so I decided to browse your website. [Yes, if you have absolutely nothing to do, this is the blog for you!]- You're so awesome! I don't think I've read through anything like that before. [Oh, but I've read spam like this before. Many times before.]
- I am reading this fantastic paragraph to increase my know-how. [There were three in the post. Which one?]
"Lumbering along" still excites spambots
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- Highly energetic blog. I enjoyed that a lot. Will there be a part 2? [Um, this was part 23, sport.]
- I ponder why the other specialists of this sector don't understand this. [Wait - there are other specialists?!]
- You have made some decent points there. I looked on the net for more information about the issue and found most individuals will go along with your views. [Wait - there's more information?!]
- Friday delivers the first Complete Moon after the Spring Equinox. The querent understands what they want and what it requires to get it. Your cash should be picking up nicely and long lasting through the thirty day period. [I feel like if I gave the proper countersign they'd hand over the stolen missile plans.]
Thought for the day
Adding in golf course to that is not right a accommodate that you buy online. [I agree. Online golf is not right.]That's all for this month. Remember, no matter how obscure the subject, there are always other specialists and more information -- apparently. And if you must play golf, do so offline, out in the sun.
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