Spam Roundup March, 2014

There's spam, and then there's spam so oddly written it's somewhat amusing. Here's a roundup of some of the "best" comments I received this month from spambots around the world.

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[This was posted to the ever-popular The Straco Layout, Part 23 - Lumbering along. Maybe the "bush" refers to the wood on the lumber truck? If not...]

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