Spam Roundup April, 2015

There's spam, and then there's spam so oddly written it's somewhat amusing. Here's a roundup of some of the "best" comments I received this month from spambots around the world.

Unintentionally Inscrutable

- Genuinely no matter if someone doesn't be aware of then its up to other users that thew will pass. so here it takes place. [Right here, right now.]

- Pretty section of content. I just stumbled upon your weblog and in accession capital to assert that I get actually enjoyed account your blog posts. [I wonder where the capital of Accession is...]

 - it's unenviable to create improvements in all of the time period and make a shrill touch principle. [I am inconvined that it's unevitable. 


- When someone searches for his necessary thing, therefore he/she needs to be available that in detail therefore that thing is maintained over her. [Don't be talking about your necessary thing. Eeew.]

- bear grylls messer
[I am NOT messing with any bear's grille.]

Complements -- I think
- Great goods from you, man. I have take into account your stuff previous to and you're just too wonderful. [Mr. Wonderful thanks you.]

- I am actually happy to glance at this website posts which consists of plenty of valuable information. [If he had actually read it, he would have been ecstatic!]

Lumbering on -- and on and on
[More comments about The Straco Layout, Part 23 - Lumbering along which talks about small tinplate toy. Really, it's not that big a deal.]

- Heya! I just wanted to ask if you have any trouble with hackers?
[Why, are you offering?]

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[Oof!]

 - Touche. Sound arguments.
[I didn't know we were even arguing.]


Fastidiously down but not out
"Fastidious" continues its decline in spam (at least in the spam this site receives). But occasionally...

- Your method of telling everything in this article is genuinely fastidious all be capable of without difficulty know it. [It was going so well until he hit the word "fastidious," and then the syntax all fell apart -- almost like driving over a speed bump too fast.]

- Hello Dear are you actually visiting this web paage daily if so afterward you will without doubt get fastidious experience. [She makes it sound so dirty...]

That's all for this month. May you find your necessary thing easily, and remember: don't mess with any bear's grille.