Spam Roundup July, 2018

Even with spam filters, some comments manage to make it through the system. Some of it's so oddly written, that it's oddly amusing. Here's a roundup of some of the "best" comments I received this month from spambots around the world.

Stream of unconsciousness

I'm not sure what the strategy here is. Just keep generating words until someone responds?

- Here's a few substance on the mar that has content to you. this is epochal if you own a firm blow of consciousness consciousness activity dispirited your look into. [That's no type. They really did repeat "consciousness." I guess it was a conscious decision.]

- The sketch is attractive, your authored subject matter stylish nonetheless, you command get got an impatience over that you wish be delivering the following Unwell unquestionably come further formerly again since exactly the same nearly a lot often inside case you shielded this hike.

"Lumbering along" for fun and profit

The Straco Express Layout, Part 23 - Lumbering Along remains a popular post for spam. AIs just can't get over this profile of a cheap Japanese vintage toy.

- I require a specialist on this house to unravel my problem. Maybe that is you! Having a look ahead to peer you.[Fascinating. You've told me everything except the problem.]

- I care for such information much. I was loking for this particular info for a very long time. [And now you can die happy.] 

- you may be missing out on the commercialize. [Yes. I'm sure there's big money in writing about antique friction toys.]

 - Extremely useful info particularly the final part. I deal with such information much. [Really? Let's talk. I'm ready to commercialize!]

May I Ask a Question?

- Do you wish to develop your individual healthy produce and organic fish?

- Do I want to find a girlfriend that I can settle down with, and fall in love?

Spammers asked the questions, and a spammer provides the answer.

 - Asking questions are really fastidious thing if you are not understanding something fully.

That's all for this month. Remember to be fully fastidious and always shield your hikes. It's for your own good.