A resounding faux of confidence

 I'm pretty sure we could do a better Photoshop job
than this.

Received this email notice the other day:

I am pleased to announce that Digital Chips has been selected as a winner of the 2012 Best of Orange Awards in the Eating Places category by the US Commerce Association (USCA).


I'm sure that your selection as a 2012 Winner is a reflection of the hard work of not only yourself, but of many people that have supported your business and contributed to the subsequent success of your organization. Congratulations on your selection to such an elite group of small businesses.


In recognition of your achievement, we offer a variety of ways for you to help promote your business... Additionally, as a winner of the 2012 Best of Orange Awards selection, you may select a customized award which has been designed for display at your place of business by following the simple steps on the 2012 Best of Orange Awards order form. 

A signal honor, indeed. And won that we've achieved before (The Faux-ward Award, 2009). Glad to be back in the winner's circle again as one of the best restaurants in Orange, VA.

And just as in 2009,

Digital Chips, Inc, still isn't in the food service industry.

Our offices are still in Hood, VA, not Orange.

We're still not fooled by this scam.

Still, that combo pack does look tempting...