Friday, October 31, 2014

Spam Roundup: October, 2014

There's spam, and then there's spam so oddly written it's somewhat amusing. Here's a roundup of some of the "best" comments I received this month from spambots around the world.

Inscrutable commentary
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[...And that's a wrap.]

- When some one searches for his necessary thing, therefore he/she wants to be available that in detail, therefore that thing is maintained over here.
[We have a thing about things.]

- Some can simply discern such a Christian.
[A comment about The Comical Dick Tracy which cites references to the Marx Bros., Rusty Riley, and Little Orphan Annie!]

"Lumbering along " stacks up comments like cords of wood
The Straco Layout, Part 23 - Lumbering along, a short post about a vintage Japanese tinplate toy continues to attract the most attention from spammers!

Quel est l'attrait mystérieux de ce petit jouet ?
- Quel bоnheur de visite ce site internet
[We're kind of big in France.]

- I get pleasure from, result in I discovered just what I was taking a look for. You have ended my 4 day lengthy hunt! God Bless you man. Have a nice day. Bye
[Some can simply discern such a Christian.]

- It's enormous that you are getting ideas from this piece of writing as well as from our discussion made at this place.
[Enormous only in the volume of comments -- from spammers.]

Fastidious to the End
"Fastidious" continues to be a favorite word among foreign spammers. Although not one of them seems to be able to use the word correctly.

- Hello Dear, are you actually visiting this web paage daily, if so afterward you will without doubt get fastidious experience.

- Fine way of explaining, and fastidious piece of writing to take data about my presentation subject, which i am going to deliver in academy.
[I'd love to hear that presentation!]

- Fastidious respond in return of this issue with solid arguments and describing all about that.

And now you know all about that. Hope you had a fastidious experience reading this sampling of the over 8,000 spams I received this month. Till next month, may your discussions enormous, and keep looking for your necessary thing!

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